You are extremely welcome to bribe me to respond to correspondence, give you my opinion on something, or anything else I would legally be entitled but not inclined to do. No crimes!
To bribe me, contact me by email and use the words "I want to bribe you" in the body of the text. It will get picked up by my bribery filters and addressed as a priority.
Cheers! I look forward to being bribed by you.